Novelty socks printed with beer, coffee, and orange juice can designs — Plate 1 of 1№ 6696-P

AGRIMONY Beverage Can Novelty Socks

Novelty socks with beer, coffee, and OJ—the joke lands when you kick off your shoes.

Beer, coffee and orange juice cans printed all over your feet. A full beverage menu that only shows up when the shoes come off.

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Bracket: $15 – $30
Filed: Sep 3, 2026

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