Gag Gifts

A wooden sign for the quietly miserable.

A pug costume kit. Ears, nose, tail—fully commit to the bit.

A box of nothing. Perfect for the person who has everything.

Fake pet product boxes to prank friends. The confusion is the gift.

Spider-printed toilet paper. The prank that lasts all week.

Soap shaped like poop. Cleans hands, confuses guests.

Creepy clown rubber duck—the hug you never asked for.

Face planters—so your succulents can brood on your desk.

Cricket lollipops—yes, you're eating bugs. Yes, they're good.

A bag of legitimately poop-shaped candy—for when a normal gag gift won't cut it.

A pickle that screams like a goat—finally, food with opinions.

Imitation fried chicken keychain—all the craving, none of the grease.

Screaming goat—the book that actually screams.

Screaming goat desk toy—because your office needed more chaos.

Wacky waving inflatable tube guy—hypnotic desk despair, now in miniature.

Roast beef sandwich-shaped bath soak—the novelty gift that makes bath time weirder.

Socks with realistic animal feet so your toes can pretend to be something weirder.

Branding kit prank box that looks legit for one beautiful moment.

Aztec death whistle—self-defense that screams so you don't have to.

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes—savory chaos in a festive wrapper.

Poop cutter knife—because apparently this is needed.

Novelty poop-joke wipes—peak bathroom humor.

Crocheted grim reaper plush serving unsolicited motivational advice.

A banana with human limbs and zero apologies—now with magnet.

Soda-scented candle that makes your room smell like a vending machine.

Tiny box that turns itself off the moment you touch it.

Cereal never stood a chance against this spoon.

A tin sign that rewrites the Serenity Prayer as a strain recommendation, for the friend whose coping mechanism has a whole dispensary menu.

Box that turns itself off. Congrats, you're done already.

A cartoon pickle with a face and one hundred distinct farts, because someone decided ninety-nine wasn't going to sell the bit.

A regular squeaky bath duck that has finally had enough of your brain's nonsense and is here to say it out loud.

Ask a plastic pickle about your future and it will confidently give you one of 100 answers, all more reliable than your horoscope.

A resin hand permanently flipping off whoever wanders into your yard, your cubicle, or your ex's line of sight over the fence.

Two hundred tiny pink stickers with one job, so you can label every single thing in a coworker's desk drawer as strictly for one purpose.

A keychain flashlight that projects a giant middle finger onto any wall, ceiling, or unsuspecting forehead.

A 10-pack of actual wet wipes packaged like an emergency response kit for the moment you find out it wasn't just a fart.

An empty gag box labeled 'Child Chucker' so your real present arrives pre-ruining the baby shower.

A birthday card so aggressively unhinged it might end the friendship. Worth it.

Opens a box, a finger pops up, message received. Efficient, honestly.

Nail clippers dressed up as a joke gift. Functional AND funny — rare combo.

Mini golf, but the hole is a toilet, and yes that is the entire joke and it works.

A toilet brush shaped like a tiny doll. We're not going to say more.

Propose with this and find out immediately if they have a sense of humor.