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Bathroom Bizarre№ 2479-R
Black cat bathroom acrylic sign asking 'Are You Pooping?'Just arrived

A black cat asks 'Are You Pooping?' from your bathroom wall. Absurd. Perfect.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 3047-X
Accoutrements Public Toilet Survival Kit contentsJust arrived

Public Toilet Survival Kit—overstocked for the inevitable.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 9877-A
Katamco toilet timer displaying elapsed timeJust arrived

Measures your bathroom time. The gift that ends workplace trust.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 9335-K
Novelty bathroom sign with Bigfoot and alien illustration and wash your hands messageJust arrived

Bigfoot and alien bathroom sign—your guests will absolutely have questions.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 4672-Z
Novelty bathroom warning sign with poo in progress messageJust arrived

Bathroom warning sign—no subtlety required.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 1853-P
Metal bathroom sign with frog design asking about bathroom useJust arrived

Bathroom sign with a frog—because subtlety is overrated.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 6976-N
Novelty poop emoji-shaped five-minute hourglass timerJust arrivedHung wrong

Poop timer—the most direct bathroom statement ever made.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 1494-S
LED toilet bowl light glowing in multiple colors beneath toilet seatJust arrived

Toilet bowl light that brings nightclub vibes to the last place you'd expect them.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 3088-T
Wooden wall sign with gothic lettering reading 'Please Do Not Summon Demons in the Bathroom'Just arrived

Bathroom sign forbidding demon summoning—can't be too careful at home.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 5707-V
Polyresin skeleton figurine sitting on a toiletJust arrived

Skeleton's eternal bathroom break—dark comedy meets home décor.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 8269-R
Bathroom prank spray bottle in citrus scent, travel sizeJust arrived

Prank spray that makes bathrooms tattle on their users.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 4310-F
Three wooden-framed bathroom-themed funny cat art printsJust arrived

Framed cat bathroom humor—your toilet room finally gets a sense of humor.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 5953-M
Gothic dragon-themed bathroom wall art decorationJust arrived

Gothic dragon art that insists your toilet paper deserves a coat of arms.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 3965-W
Motion-activated LED toilet bowl light glowing in various colorsJust arrived

Motion-activated toilet light that turns your bathroom into a disco every time you flush.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 6576-N
Color-changing toilet light with motion sensor and star projection illuminated in various colorsJust arrived

Color-changing toilet light with star projection—your bathroom just went disco.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 7333-A
Waffle-weave bathroom hand towel with dark humor printed textJust arrived

Hand towel with a joke too dark for the bathroom.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 8591-N
Live Laugh Toaster bathroom wall signJust arrived

Live Laugh Toaster—because your bathroom wall demanded something weird.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 6318-R
Fabric bathroom shower curtain, 60 by 71 inches, printed with a gothic collage of white human skulls, a pink death's-head moth, pink flowers, green leaves and a spider, sold with a set of 12 matching hooksJust arrived

A shower curtain screaming skulls, death moths, and spiders in soft pink — for the bathroom that wants guests to know something is happening in here.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 1864-X
Waterproof polyester bathroom shower curtain, 60 inches wide by 72 inches long, printed edge-to-edge with a dense vintage gothic collage of human skulls, skeleton hands, roses, and translucent bubble shapes in muted romantic-goth colors, sold as a set with free plastic hooksJust arrived

A shower curtain absolutely stuffed with skulls and bubbles so every guest knows the bathroom has a whole lore before they even sit down.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 1109-V
Black wooden bathroom decor sign shaped like a cartoon black cat with big yellow eyes peeking over the top, printed with the words 'Are You Pooping?' in white lettering, styled as Halloween-themed novelty bathroom artJust arrivedHung wrong

A judgmental cartoon black cat mounted in your bathroom to ask every guest the one question they were hoping to answer in private.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 4409-L
Hardcover novelty Bathroom Guest Book with a cream cover and bold title, designed as a joke housewarming gift for guests to sign after using the host's bathroomJust arrived

A hardcover guest book for your bathroom, so every visitor can formally sign in, rate the experience, and leave a review of the towels.

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Bathroom Bizarre№ 2126-R
Novelty toilet brush with a handle sculpted to resemble Donald Trump in a red tie, paired with a red elephant-shaped base that holds the brush upright next to a toiletJust arrived

A toilet brush shaped like the 45th president that lets you scrub your bowl with the bristly hair of a former head of state, holder included so he can watch between shifts.

$15.99Take it →
Bathroom Bizarre№ 5455-M
Novelty oversized underwear gag gift packaging

The white elephant gift that ends every white elephant exchange early.

$9.99Take it →
Bathroom Bizarre№ 6486-V
Novelty soap-on-a-rope with humorous packaging

A bar of soap that says exactly what it's for, on a rope, so you don't lose it.

$16.00Take it →
Bathroom Bizarre№ 1939-Z
Gold-tone ceramic mug shaped like a toilet bowl

Coffee, served in a tiny gold toilet. It's exactly what your morning has been missing.

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