- G-01
Weird white elephant gifts
Built to be stolen twice and regretted once.
- G-02
Weird stocking stuffers
Small enough for the sock. Wrong enough for the morning.
- G-03
Weird gifts for coworkers
Safe for the office. Not safe for the office vibe.
- G-04
Weird Halloween stuff
For people who leave the decorations up until March.
- G-05
Weird goth gifts
Black, bony, and somehow still cheerful about it.
- G-06
Weird witchy gifts
Altar-adjacent. Results not guaranteed by anyone.
- G-07
Weird gifts for oddities collectors
Skulls, specimens and things in jars, for the shelf that frightens guests.
- G-08
Weird gifts for kids at heart
For adults who still press every button in the toy aisle.
- G-09
Weird gifts for cat lovers
The cat will ignore all of it. That is the point.
- G-10
Weird gifts for dog lovers
The dog will wear it for exactly one photo.
- G-11
Weird gifts for him
He said he wanted nothing. Here is a better nothing.
- G-12
Weird gifts for her
Pretty, mostly. Unsettling, a little. Like her.
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