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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Kitchen Chaos/Specimen № 5472-M
White ceramic cat tongs with cat head forming the pinching mechanism (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 5472-M
D-02 · Kitchen Chaos№ 5472-M

Miya Catch Cat Tongs, 7-Inch, White

Tongs shaped like a cat that grab your food with ridiculous charm.

White tongs where a cat's head does the pinching. Salad, snacks, cookies, all served by a small cat.

Price when filed
$9.84
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Aug 27, 2026
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Filed for

  • G-02Stocking stuffer64
  • G-09Cat person20
  • Whole gift desk →

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Dishwasher safe. Everything else is not.

Kitchen Chaos№ 3161-N
Cat-shaped nylon heat-resistant wok spatula

Cat-Shaped Wok Spatula

Cat-shaped wok spatula—because spatulas needed to be cats.

$9.89Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 2479-R
Black cat bathroom acrylic sign asking 'Are You Pooping?'Hung wrong

Black Cat 'Are You Pooping?' Bathroom Sign

A black cat asks 'Are You Pooping?' from your bathroom wall. Absurd. Perfect.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 4341-R
Gothic bathroom sign with wash your hands textJust arrived

CrazySign Funny Gothic Bathroom Sign Goth Bathroom Wall Decor - Wash Your Hands Sign 8 x 12 Inch (267)

Because your bathroom needed a little more macabre.

$8.98Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Pet Oddities№ 7248-H
Frienda fruit-shaped cat hats in banana, pineapple, and apple designs

Fruit-Shaped Cat Hats

Fruit-shaped cat hats—your cat's new fashion emergency.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 8773-P
A resin skull shaped head design flower pot planter container for home office desk decorationJust arrived

IBWell Modern 6 inch Large Funny Resin Skull Shaped Head Design Flower Pot Planter Container

Because your living room needed a touch of macabre decor.

$14.97Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 4837-D
Vintage gothic decor with a cute ghost hugging a black cat in an 8x10in wood frameJust arrived

Framed Vintage Halloween Ghost Wall Art, Cute Ghost Hugging Black Cat Canvas Print

Because your living room needed a touch of creepy-cute.

$14.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Pet Oddities№ 4914-E
Funny dog cat cosplay wig in bright colors

Funny Dog Cat Cosplay Wig

Your pet as a cosplay character—they're very confused.

$7.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 7169-N
A copper offering bowl with triple moon design, suitable for ritual use or incense burningJust arrived

Crystalo Copper Offering Bowl, 3 Inch Diameter, Altar & Ritual Use, Incense Burner, Smudging Bowl, Triple Moon

Because your altar needed a little more copper.

$6.29Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

Store directory

  • D-01Gag Gifts
  • D-02Kitchen Chaos
  • D-03Bathroom Bizarre
  • D-04Desk Weird
  • D-05Pet Oddities
  • D-06Wearable WTF
  • D-07Party & Games
  • D-08Home Decor Weird
  • D-09Tech Oddities
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