Nearly 12-inch abstract resin statue of a stylized female face resting her chin on her hand in a thinker pose, painted in bold multicolor stripes of pink, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, mounted on a small base as a decorative ornament — Plate 1 of 1№ 2170-B

Suruim Colorful Abstract Female Face Thinker Sculpture (11.8")

A rainbow-striped woman with her chin in her hand, thinking so hard about your bookshelf that you'll feel low-key judged every time you walk past.

A resin woman painted in rainbow stripes, chin in hand, deep in thought. She lives on a shelf and has opinions about you.

Price when filed: $51.99
Bracket: $30 – $60
Filed: Aug 14, 2026

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