Kikkerland Windup Cosmojetz

Wind-up Cosmojetz—cosmic creatures that orbit your desk. Pointless. Adorable. Essential.

Kikkerland's little wind-up space creatures, made to scoot around your desk. They do nothing useful and they're better for it.

Price when filed: $20.00
Bracket: $15 – $30
Filed: Sep 8, 2026

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