Funny dark-humor birthday greeting card — Plate 1 of 1№ 9663-D

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A birthday card so aggressively unhinged it might end the friendship. Worth it.

A "See You Soon" birthday card for the friend who laughs at the wrong things. Card stock with a body count of zero, probably.

Price when filed: $6.49
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 10, 2026

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