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Rubies Garden Gnome Pet Hat with Beard

Your pet is now a garden gnome—beard and all.

A garden gnome pet hat with a beard, for the animal who clearly did not sign off on this. Your pet now reads as lawn ornament with attitude.

Price when filed: $6.88
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Oct 12, 2026

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