Four wooden spurtle kitchen stirring tools — Plate 1 of 1№ 6079-V

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A kitchen tool called a "spurtle" that you will now say out loud constantly.

Four wooden stirring sticks with a name nobody can say with a straight face. Hand one to the cook who already owns every other utensil.

Price when filed: $9.29
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 5, 2026

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