Novelty coffee mixer shaped like a miniature boat motor — Plate 1 of 1№ 7853-W

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Wind-Up Outboard Boat Motor Coffee Mixer

Stirs your coffee like it's propelling a tiny speedboat across your mug.

A wind-up outboard motor that takes your coffee out for a spin. Gift for a boat owner stuck at a desk.

Price when filed: $14.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 8, 2026

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