Two telescopic forks shown in retracted and extended positions — Plate 1 of 1№ 5296-M

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Extendable Forks

Extendable forks. For jokes with reach.

Telescopic forks that go from normal to reaching-across-the-table. Dinner guests should guard their plates.

Price when filed: $6.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Sep 11, 2026

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