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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Home Decor Weird/Specimen № 8055-A
Large ceramic vase sculpted as an anatomically detailed human heart with visible ventricles, arteries and veins, glazed in dark muted tones with a top opening at the severed aorta sized to hold flower stems, styled as gothic Halloween home decor (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 8055-A
D-08 · Home Decor Weird№ 8055-A

Gothic Anatomical Heart Vase

A life-sized ceramic human heart with a hole in the aorta so you can jam a bouquet directly into your own cardiac trauma and call it a centerpiece.

An anatomically detailed ceramic heart with flowers rising out of the aorta. A Valentine's bouquet for someone who appreciates honesty.

Price when filed
$33.27
Bracket
$30 – $60
Filed
Aug 25, 2026
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