
Vintage Don't Lick Walls Metal Tin Signs Wall Decor
Tin sign warning against licking walls. A product that exists.
Skulls, specimens and things in jars, for the shelf that frightens guests.
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Tin sign warning against licking walls. A product that exists.

Taxidermied praying mantis in a coffin frame. Exactly as weird as it sounds.

A unicorn skull fossil. Because archaeology is vibes.

A vase shaped like a human heart. Somehow it's perfect for flowers.

Real squid in resin—the taxidermy option for people who commit.

Bird on skull. Darkly perfect.
Hung wrongFaux rabbit head for your wall. Taxidermy without the regret.

A penguin head wall sculpture. It's unimpressed.

Anatomy organs from a dictionary. Home décor for the morbidly aesthetic.

Astrolabe pendant—wearable star map that still won't actually help you navigate.

Cricket lollipops—yes, you're eating bugs. Yes, they're good.

Bigfoot and alien bathroom sign—your guests will absolutely have questions.

Real butterfly specimen—dark academia as home decor.

Anatomical heart planter—interior design for the morbidly inclined.

Anatomical heart wall sculpture with gothic frame—anatomically accurate interior angst.

Plant made of eyebrow-shaped leaves—home decor with permanent opinions.

Spine print with botanical patterns, which is simultaneously soothing and deeply unsettling.

Real marine specimens preserved in resin—desk décor for people who collect oddities.

Surrealist poster of anatomical figures writhing inside a head—unsettling, weird, perfect.
Hung wrongAztec death whistle—self-defense that screams so you don't have to.

Heart-shaped flower vase—because flowers needed a creepier home.

A vintage metal tin sign of alchemical symbols — your wall now has strong opinions about transmuting lead into gold.

Skeleton dictionary poster for your wall — your decor now has both a reading habit and an obsession with mortality.

Nineteen laminated vintage anatomy posters so your walls have an encyclopedic understanding of every human bone, vein, and organ.

Nail this to the wall of your garage and let every visiting child know exactly where you stand on the subject of outlets.

A life-sized ceramic human heart with a hole in the aorta so you can jam a bouquet directly into your own cardiac trauma and call it a centerpiece.

Faux-taxidermy rabbit staring blankly from your living room wall, giving every guest a small existential moment before they sit down.

A copper octopus clutching a heart that opens up so you have somewhere secret to stash the one ring your ex doesn't get back.

An anatomical heart pendant for someone who took biology personally.

A disembodied black hand reaching out of your wall to offer you a bouquet of test-tube flowers, which is a completely normal thing to hang above the couch.

A skeleton doing Rodin's Thinker pose, presumably deep in thought about where the rest of him went.

An actual pinned Acherontia moth — the one with a skull on its back — sealed in a tiny gothic coffin so your bookshelf finally has a chaperone.
Hung wrongAn 8.5-inch resin human skull sold as "table top decor," as if anyone puts this next to a candle without immediately becoming their family's designated goth.

An actual bat suspended mid-flight inside a clear resin block, sold for "science education" so you can pretend that's why it's on your shelf.

A real cleaned cottontail rabbit skull, buck teeth fully intact, because your shelf was looking a little too alive.

An actual cat skull, cleaned and sold for "science collection," which is the polite way of saying your desk now has a tiny watchful roommate.

An actual dead octopus entombed in a 3-inch resin cube, sold as a science aid but clearly destined for the shelf next to your weird rocks.

An actual pinned stag beetle mounted behind glass with its full mandible hardware on display, ready to stare down anyone who opens your bookshelf.

A little bat frozen mid-hang inside a block of resin, sold as a "science classroom specimen" so you can pretend the tiny gargoyle on your shelf is educational.

Three laminated med-school charts so your hallway can quietly imply you're either a very serious doctor or a very concerning hobbyist.

A tabletop Tesla coil that plays your Spotify through visible lightning, because regular speakers were getting boring.

A real preserved moth with a human skull stamped on its back, pinned in a wooden frame so your living room can finally match your Google search history.

An actual mink skull, cleaned and boxed for $12, because your shelf of vinyl and candles was missing a small dead thing staring back.

A gold animal head bursting out of your wall. Taxidermy, but make it Pinterest.

An actual bat, frozen in resin, on your shelf, forever. You're welcome.
Hung wrongBlack liquid that dances to your music like it's got somewhere to be.

A speaker that floats mid-air on magnets and glows like it's plotting something.

Liquid metal that grows spikes on command. Science, but make it unsettling.

A framed photo of a Victorian kid next to a chicken the size of a horse. Nobody has explained why.
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