Novelty wire head scratcher massage tool — Plate 1 of 1№ 3179-B

D-01 · Gag Gifts№ 3179-B

Handheld Wire Head Scratcher

A wire ball on a stick whose entire job is scratching your scalp. Deeply, suspiciously good.

Wire tines on a handle, built for your scalp and nothing else. Pass it around the room and watch everyone go quiet.

Price when filed: $6.64
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 8, 2026

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