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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Gag Gifts/Specimen № 5603-R
Package of novelty wet wipes with poop joke branding (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 5603-R
D-01 · Gag Gifts№ 5603-R

Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes

Novelty poop-joke wipes—peak bathroom humor.

Wet wipes with a question printed right on the pack. Leave them on a coworker's desk with no note.

Price when filed
$9.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Aug 29, 2026
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  • G-01White elephant103
  • G-02Stocking stuffer64
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Gag Gifts№ 2964-D
Novelty Witty Yeti Shart Butt Wipes package, a 10-count pack of moist towelettes with joke potty-humor branding

Witty Yeti Shart Butt Wipes Gag Gift

A 10-pack of actual wet wipes packaged like an emergency response kit for the moment you find out it wasn't just a fart.

$8.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 4870-W
Dark gothic horror Halloween bar decor tin signJust arrivedHung wrong

12x8in But Did You Die Tin Sign

Because 'you're dead to me' just isn't as fun on a wall.

$8.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7419-F
Novelty box gift that reveals a middle finger figure

"Middle Finger in a Box" Desk Gift

Opens a box, a finger pops up, message received. Efficient, honestly.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 9929-H
Novelty nail clippers set packaged as a gag gift

Novelty Gag-Gift Nail Clippers Set

Nail clippers dressed up as a joke gift. Functional AND funny — rare combo.

$7.98Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3009-V
Professional-looking branding kit prank box

Maad Home Branding Kit Prank Gift Box

Branding kit prank box that looks legit for one beautiful moment.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3480-P
Mini useless box with black finish and toggle switch, fully assembled

Mini Useless Box

Tiny box that turns itself off the moment you touch it.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 4146-R
Novelty rubber screaming goat desk toy with button activator

Screaming Goat Desk Toy

Screaming goat desk toy—because your office needed more chaos.

$11.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 8203-E
Wooden box sign reading 'I Hate My Job Oh Please'

I Hate My Job Wooden Sign

A wooden sign for the quietly miserable.

$6.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

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