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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Gag Gifts/Specimen № 4146-R
Novelty rubber screaming goat desk toy with button activator (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 4146-R
D-01 · Gag Gifts№ 4146-R

Screaming Goat Desk Toy

Screaming goat desk toy—because your office needed more chaos.

Press the button and a rubber goat screams. Keep it on the desk for the email that deserves a response but not words.

Price when filed
$11.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Sep 5, 2026
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  • G-01White elephant103
  • G-02Stocking stuffer64
  • G-03Coworker39
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Gag Gifts№ 1925-T
The Screaming Goat book and figure novelty set

The Screaming Goat (Book & Figure)

Screaming goat—the book that actually screams.

See AmazonTake it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Desk Weird№ 2669-G
Rose gold kinetic spinning desk toyHung wrong

Upgraded Kinetic Spinning Desk Toy

A quiet metal spinner that turns "I should be working" into a full meditation session.

$16.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Desk Weird№ 5592-K
Aluminum alloy kinetic desk gyroscope with a rose-gold ball spinning above the base

Levitating Kinetic Gyroscope Desk Toy

A tiny metal gyroscope that spins a floating ball on your desk, in case your desk needed its own solar system.

$16.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 6621-S
DR DINGUS Farting Pickle Toy, a green cartoon pickle-shaped novelty toy with a smiling face, arms and legs, packaged as a gag gift that plays 100 different fart sounds

DR DINGUS Farting Pickle Toy

A cartoon pickle with a face and one hundred distinct farts, because someone decided ninety-nine wasn't going to sell the bit.

$14.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3540-K
Screaming pickle prank toy that makes goat sounds

Screaming Pickle

A pickle that screams like a goat—finally, food with opinions.

$14.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7419-F
Novelty box gift that reveals a middle finger figure

"Middle Finger in a Box" Desk Gift

Opens a box, a finger pops up, message received. Efficient, honestly.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Pet Oddities№ 9743-F
Plush parody dog squeaky toy shaped like a laid-back character

Chill Pup Parody Squeaky Dog Toy

A dog toy so unbothered it should be teaching a meditation class.

$11.95Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Desk Weird№ 4497-V
Sunnytech dolphins balancing toy in rocking motion

Dolphins Balancing Toy

Balancing dolphins—it rocks back and forth forever. You'll watch it forever.

$13.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

Store directory

  • D-01Gag Gifts
  • D-02Kitchen Chaos
  • D-03Bathroom Bizarre
  • D-04Desk Weird
  • D-05Pet Oddities
  • D-06Wearable WTF
  • D-07Party & Games
  • D-08Home Decor Weird
  • D-09Tech Oddities
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