Rectangular metal tin wall sign printed with the phrase 'Sativa To Change The Things I Can, Indica To Accept The Things I Can't' in bold retro lettering, designed as novelty stoner-humor home or bar decor — Plate 1 of 1№ 7255-A

Sativa Indica Serenity Prayer Metal Tin Sign

A tin sign that rewrites the Serenity Prayer as a strain recommendation, for the friend whose coping mechanism has a whole dispensary menu.

Retro lettering, a tin rectangle, and a prayer with dispensary edits. Mount it over the bar or the garage couch.

Price when filed: $12.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 26, 2026

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