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Front of store/Home Decor Weird/Specimen № 5933-K
Metal tin wall sign featuring a vintage alchemical table of symbols in retro design (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 5933-K
D-08 · Home Decor Weird№ 5933-K

Retro Alchemical Symbols Metal Tin Sign

A vintage metal tin sign of alchemical symbols — your wall now has strong opinions about transmuting lead into gold.

A retro tin sign covered in the old alchemist's symbol table. Hang it over the kitchen and let guests assume you're up to something.

Price when filed
$9.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Aug 26, 2026
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