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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Gag Gifts/Specimen № 3540-K
Screaming pickle prank toy that makes goat sounds (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 3540-K
D-01 · Gag Gifts№ 3540-K

Screaming Pickle

A pickle that screams like a goat—finally, food with opinions.

A pickle-shaped prank toy that bleats like a goat. Hand it to someone who thought they knew what pickles do.

Price when filed
$14.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Sep 7, 2026
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  • G-01White elephant103
  • G-08Kid at heart43
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Gag Gifts№ 4146-R
Novelty rubber screaming goat desk toy with button activator

Screaming Goat Desk Toy

Screaming goat desk toy—because your office needed more chaos.

$11.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7625-W
Green plastic novelty Mystic Pickle fortune-teller toy shaped like a cartoon pickle with a face, packaged as a magic 8-ball style oracle that dispenses one of 100 responsesHung wrong

Dr. Dingus Mystic Pickle Fortune Teller

Ask a plastic pickle about your future and it will confidently give you one of 100 answers, all more reliable than your horoscope.

$14.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 6621-S
DR DINGUS Farting Pickle Toy, a green cartoon pickle-shaped novelty toy with a smiling face, arms and legs, packaged as a gag gift that plays 100 different fart sounds

DR DINGUS Farting Pickle Toy

A cartoon pickle with a face and one hundred distinct farts, because someone decided ninety-nine wasn't going to sell the bit.

$14.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 1925-T
The Screaming Goat book and figure novelty set

The Screaming Goat (Book & Figure)

Screaming goat—the book that actually screams.

See AmazonTake it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 6964-R
Set of two green-handled 304 stainless steel pickle grabber tools with long shafts and small three-prong claw ends, designed for reaching into tall pickle and olive jars to retrieve items without dunking your fingers into the brine

Pickle Fork Jar Grabber Tool (2-Pack)

A stainless steel claw invented for one job — fishing the last pickle out of the brine without turning your sleeve into a swamp.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 6253-E
Poop-shaped silicone spatula in white, novelty kitchen tool

FunisFun Poop Spatula

Poop spatula, because normal gag gifts are boring.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7452-G
Stainless steel spoon with laser-engraved 'Cereal Killer' text on the handle

Laser Engraved Cereal Killer Spoon

Cereal never stood a chance against this spoon.

$8.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3179-B
Novelty wire head scratcher massage tool

Handheld Wire Head Scratcher

A wire ball on a stick whose entire job is scratching your scalp. Deeply, suspiciously good.

$6.64Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

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  • D-03Bathroom Bizarre
  • D-04Desk Weird
  • D-05Pet Oddities
  • D-06Wearable WTF
  • D-07Party & Games
  • D-08Home Decor Weird
  • D-09Tech Oddities
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