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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Home Decor Weird/Specimen № 9258-A
Small rustic wooden Wicca-themed decor sign printed with witchy pagan symbols and positive-energy affirmations, styled as gothic home or office decor (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 9258-A
D-08 · Home Decor Weird№ 9258-A

Wicca Witch Positive Energy Wooden Decor Sign

A little wooden plaque that quietly informs guests your home is protected by the moon, the elements, and whatever's rattling around the attic.

Rustic wood, witchy symbols, positive-energy affirmations. Hang it by the door, the desk, or wherever the vibes keep going bad.

Price when filed
$8.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Aug 15, 2026
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