Small yellow rubber bath duck with an orange bill printed with the phrase "Your Anxiety is a Lying Ho" across its side in bold black text, roughly four inches tall — Plate 1 of 1№ 2974-R

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A regular squeaky bath duck that has finally had enough of your brain's nonsense and is here to say it out loud.

A yellow bath duck with "Your Anxiety is a Lying Ho" printed down its side. Some people need a therapist and some need a duck.

Price when filed: $9.97
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 17, 2026

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