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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Gag Gifts/Specimen № 1431-S
Duck-shaped novelty night light lying on its side (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 1431-S
D-01 · Gag Gifts№ 1431-S

Existential Crisis Duck Night Light

A little lying-down duck lamp that just gets it. We all feel like this duck sometimes.

A duck night light that has given up and lies on its side. Keep it on the nightstand as a gentle mood mirror.

Price when filed
$16.99
Bracket
$15 – $30
Filed
Aug 11, 2026
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Home Decor Weird№ 6009-K
Skull-shaped night light with grey finish and warm LED glow

Skull Night Light

Skull night light—because your nightstand needed to go goth.

$16.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 4364-M
Gothic decor raven table night light with adjustable brightnessJust arrivedHung wrong

OVANUS Crow Lamp Gothic Decor, Raven Table Night Light with Adjustable Brightness

Because your dark academia aesthetic just wasn't dark enough.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 3731-W
Motion-activated toilet bowl night light with multicolor LED settingsJust arrived

ZSZT Toilet Night Light

8-color motion-activated toilet light—when your toilet needs mood lighting.

$6.88Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 6768-L
White motion-activated toilet bowl night light with multicolor LED displayJust arrived

RainBowl Toilet Bowl Night Light

Motion-activated toilet bowl light that cycles through 8 colors—finally, a bathroom fixture worth staring at.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 6270-V
Novelty rubber duck toyJust arrived

GHI Duck with a Dick

Rubber duck with a name that fully commits to the bit.

$15.25Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 2974-R
Small yellow rubber bath duck with an orange bill printed with the phrase "Your Anxiety is a Lying Ho" across its side in bold black text, roughly four inches tall

"Your Anxiety is a Lying Ho" Rubber Duck

A regular squeaky bath duck that has finally had enough of your brain's nonsense and is here to say it out loud.

$9.97Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 8462-F
Creepy clown rubber duck with 'Free Hugs' text

Creepy Clown Rubber Duck

Creepy clown rubber duck—the hug you never asked for.

$9.97Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 1494-S
LED toilet bowl light glowing in multiple colors beneath toilet seat

Color-Changing Toilet Bowl Light with Motion Sensor

Toilet bowl light that brings nightclub vibes to the last place you'd expect them.

$16.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

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