Novelty rubber duck toy — Plate 1 of 1№ 6270-V

GHI Duck with a Dick

Rubber duck with a name that fully commits to the bit.

A rubber duck with an anatomical add-on and zero shame. Gift it to someone who can keep a straight face for about three seconds.

Price when filed: $15.25
Bracket: $15 – $30
Filed: Oct 11, 2026

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