Novelty pizza cutter shaped like a small hand axe with a bamboo wood handle and a sharp rotating stainless steel circular blade mounted at the head, designed as a hatchet-style kitchen tool for slicing pizza — Plate 1 of 1№ 8383-H

Axe Pizza Cutter with Bamboo Handle

A tiny lumberjack axe with a spinning steel blade, so slicing a pepperoni now looks like a woodland felling operation on the cutting board.

A hatchet with a bamboo handle and a rotating steel wheel where the edge should be. Pizza night gets a little more lumberjack.

Price when filed: $5.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 17, 2026

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