D-02 · Kitchen Chaos№ 5339-T

Axe-Shaped Pizza Cutter

Pizza cutter shaped like an actual axe—because regular ones are cowards.

It's an axe and it cuts pizza. Hand it to the friend who brings too much energy to splitting the bill.

Price when filed: $7.69
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Sep 1, 2026

Get it on Amazon →More Kitchen Chaos Save

Prices move. Amazon has the real one; we only wrote down what it said the day this got filed.

NoticeAs an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Amazon is the seller, we just point at the weird stuff. No extra cost to you. Full disclosure

Also on this shelf

Dishwasher safe. Everything else is not.

Kitchen Chaos№ 8383-H

Novelty pizza cutter shaped like a small hand axe with a bamboo wood handle and a sharp rotating stainless steel circular blade mounted at the head, designed as a hatchet-style kitchen tool for slicing pizza

Axe Pizza Cutter with Bamboo Handle

A tiny lumberjack axe with a spinning steel blade, so slicing a pepperoni now looks like a woodland felling operation on the cutting board.

$5.99Take it →

Kitchen Chaos№ 7242-R

Bicycle wheel-shaped pizza cutter in stainless steel with blue accents

Hung wrong

Bicycle Pizza Cutter Wheel

Bicycle-wheel pizza cutter—yes, it's shaped like a bike. Yes, it cuts pizza.

$5.99Take it →

Kitchen Chaos№ 1793-P

OTOTO Kitty Cut stainless-steel pizza cutter shaped like a cartoon cat gripping a large round cutting wheel, with the cat's body forming the handle above the blade

OTOTO Kitty Cut Pizza Cutter Wheel

A tiny stainless-steel cat rides a pizza wheel across your dinner, slicing pepperoni with the calm menace of an animal that has done this before.

$12.95Take it →

Kitchen Chaos№ 4947-P

Bicycle-shaped pizza cutter with stainless steel double cutting wheel, pizza shovel, and stand

Bicycle Pizza Cutter

Pizza cutter shaped like a bicycle. Why? Because yes.

$9.99Take it →

Kitchen Chaos№ 3161-N

Cat-shaped nylon heat-resistant wok spatula

Cat-Shaped Wok Spatula

Cat-shaped wok spatula—because spatulas needed to be cats.

$9.89Take it →

Kitchen Chaos№ 4452-K

White OTOTO Frizzle crinkle cutter knife with character design handle

OTOTO Crinkle Cutter Knife

Crinkle cutter knife—unreasonably cute for a kitchen blade.

$7.95Take it →

Kitchen Chaos№ 8133-D

Peleg Design Gratiator handheld cheese grater shaped like a full-length rust-proof metal gladiator sword with a sculpted hilt handle, designed for grating cheese, chocolate, and spices as a novelty kitchen gadget

PELEG DESIGN Gratiator Sword-Shaped Cheese Grater

A full-length metal gladiator sword you unsheathe over a bowl of pasta to shave parmesan like you're avenging your family in ancient Rome.

$15.90Take it →

Gag Gifts№ 3044-A

Poop Cutter Knife

Poop cutter knife—because apparently this is needed.

$7.99Take it →