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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Gag Gifts/Specimen № 3044-A
Jishi poop cutter knife novelty gag gift tool (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 3044-A
D-01 · Gag Gifts№ 3044-A

Poop Cutter Knife

Poop cutter knife—because apparently this is needed.

A novelty gag tool from Jishi with one stated purpose, right there in its name. Hand it over and let the recipient figure out what it says about them.

Price when filed
$7.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Aug 29, 2026
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OTOTO Kitty Cut stainless-steel pizza cutter shaped like a cartoon cat gripping a large round cutting wheel, with the cat's body forming the handle above the blade

OTOTO Kitty Cut Pizza Cutter Wheel

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