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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Kitchen Chaos/Specimen № 4104-T
Croc Chop vegetable chopper and spiralizer with crocodile design (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 4104-T
D-02 · Kitchen Chaos№ 4104-T

Croc Chop Vegetable Chopper

Croc Chop vegetable chopper—put some bite in your salad.

A vegetable chopper and spiralizer with a crocodile on the job. Salad prep with teeth.

Price when filed
$29.99
Bracket
$15 – $30
Filed
Aug 30, 2026
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Kitchen Chaos№ 6626-Z
Novelty caterpillar-shaped vegetable peeler with textured body and ergonomic handle

Fred CATERPEELER Vegetable Peeler

Caterpillar vegetable peeler—somehow this made salad prep fun.

$15.47Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 7802-K
Gothic design stainless steel blade kitchen knifeJust arrivedHung wrong

Pracaniz Bat Kitchen Knife, Gothic Halloween Design, Stainless Steel Blade

Because your kitchen needed a little more bat-tery.

$29.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 4425-H
Cheetos duster tool for turning Cheetos into powder

Cheetos Duster

A Cheetos duster. For snacks that need pulverizing.

$19.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 4604-T
Black silicone guitar-shaped spatula

GAMAGO Guitar Spatula

Guitar spatula. Rock your kitchen.

$15.85Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 8133-D
Peleg Design Gratiator handheld cheese grater shaped like a full-length rust-proof metal gladiator sword with a sculpted hilt handle, designed for grating cheese, chocolate, and spices as a novelty kitchen gadget

PELEG DESIGN Gratiator Sword-Shaped Cheese Grater

A full-length metal gladiator sword you unsheathe over a bowl of pasta to shave parmesan like you're avenging your family in ancient Rome.

$15.90Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 5296-M
Two telescopic forks shown in retracted and extended positions

Extendable Forks

Extendable forks. For jokes with reach.

$6.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 5339-T
Axe-shaped pizza cutter with metallic handle and blade

Axe-Shaped Pizza Cutter

Pizza cutter shaped like an actual axe—because regular ones are cowards.

$7.69Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 7076-E
A black widow spider preserved in a vial, with a label indicating it is real and from BicBugsJust arrived

BicBugs Wet Specimen Real Black Widow Spider LATRODECTUS Preserved in Vial

Because your kitchen needed a little more arachnid terror.

$8.97Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

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