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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Home Decor Weird/Specimen № 4253-X
Vintage metal tin sign displaying 'Don't Lick Walls' warning text (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 4253-X
D-08 · Home Decor Weird№ 4253-X

Vintage Don't Lick Walls Metal Tin Signs Wall Decor

Tin sign warning against licking walls. A product that exists.

A vintage-style metal sign issuing one firm instruction. Hang it wherever someone clearly needed telling.

Price when filed
$12.89
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Sep 12, 2026
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