Small blue ceramic octopus figurine posed sitting upright with one tentacle raised in a middle-finger gesture, marketed as a novelty decoration for aquariums, gardens, shelves, and desks — Plate 1 of 1№ 3166-S

Middle Finger Octopus Statue

A ceramic octopus flipping you off from the fish tank, because your bookshelf gnome was starting to feel too polite.

A small blue ceramic octopus, sitting upright, one tentacle making its position clear. Fish tank, garden, shelf or desk all count as fair territory.

Price when filed: $13.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 18, 2026

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