Small resin garden statue sculpted as a stone-gray closed fist raising a single middle finger, mounted on a flat base for desk or garden display — Plate 1 of 1№ 6320-A

Funny Middle Finger Resin Garden Statue

A resin hand permanently flipping off whoever wanders into your yard, your cubicle, or your ex's line of sight over the fence.

Stone-gray fist on a flat base, one finger up, zero explanation. Works in a garden bed or on a desk, depending on who needs the message.

Price when filed: $12.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 16, 2026

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