Milky white soy wax candle sculpted in the shape of a human hand raising its middle finger, sitting upright as a small desk sculpture, marketed as a pine-scented aromatherapy candle and novelty room decor piece — Plate 1 of 1№ 5993-X

Middle Finger Scented Candle

A soy candle sculpted as a milky white hand flipping you off, quietly filling the room with pine while it silently tells your houseguests exactly how you feel.

Pine-scented soy wax shaped like a hand with an opinion. Light it at dinner and let the forest smell do the talking.

Price when filed: $7.59
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 16, 2026

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