Small outdoor garden statue of a deliberately ugly, scowling brown-green toad with a wide angry mouth, bulging eyes and warty skin, cast in resin and sized to sit on a shelf or in a flowerbed as a novelty yard decoration — Plate 1 of 1№ 3653-R

MOLMH Grumpy Frog Toad Garden Statue

A hand-sized resin toad that has clearly been served divorce papers, now stationed in your flowerbed to glare at every visitor on your behalf.

Warty, bulge-eyed and furious in resin, sized for a shelf or a flowerbed. Gnomes smile at visitors; this guy files complaints.

Price when filed: $14.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 19, 2026

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