Roll of 200 small pink rectangular labels printed with the words RECTAL USE ONLY in black text, sold as a novelty prank sticker roll — Plate 1 of 1№ 9755-G

Rectal Use Only Stickers (200-Pack)

Two hundred tiny pink stickers with one job, so you can label every single thing in a coworker's desk drawer as strictly for one purpose.

A roll of small pink labels that say RECTAL USE ONLY in black type. Apply to the communal stapler and watch the office change.

Price when filed: $7.39
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 16, 2026

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