Green plastic novelty Mystic Pickle fortune-teller toy shaped like a cartoon pickle with a face, packaged as a magic 8-ball style oracle that dispenses one of 100 responses — Plate 1 of 1№ 7625-W

Dr. Dingus Mystic Pickle Fortune Teller

Ask a plastic pickle about your future and it will confidently give you one of 100 answers, all more reliable than your horoscope.

Magic 8-ball logic in a cartoon pickle body. Ask it about your career and accept whatever it says.

Price when filed: $14.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 17, 2026

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