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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Bathroom Bizarre/Specimen № 6486-V
Novelty soap-on-a-rope with humorous packaging (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 6486-V
D-03 · Bathroom Bizarre№ 6486-V

"Wash Your Nuts" Soap-on-a-Rope

A bar of soap that says exactly what it's for, on a rope, so you don't lose it.

Soap on a rope with a firm instruction attached. Stocking stuffer for the guy who needs to be told.

Price when filed
$16.00
Bracket
$15 – $30
Filed
Aug 4, 2026
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Store directory

  • D-01Gag Gifts
  • D-02Kitchen Chaos
  • D-03Bathroom Bizarre
  • D-04Desk Weird
  • D-05Pet Oddities
  • D-06Wearable WTF
  • D-07Party & Games
  • D-08Home Decor Weird
  • D-09Tech Oddities
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