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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Gag Gifts/Specimen № 7528-P
Realistic poop-shaped soap bar with vanilla scent (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 7528-P
D-01 · Gag Gifts№ 7528-P

Fake Poop Soap Bar

Soap shaped like poop. Cleans hands, confuses guests.

Vanilla-scented, alarmingly realistic, and sitting right there by the sink. Guests will wash up with great hesitation.

Price when filed
$14.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Sep 10, 2026
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Gag Gifts№ 6253-E
Poop-shaped silicone spatula in white, novelty kitchen tool

FunisFun Poop Spatula

Poop spatula, because normal gag gifts are boring.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 4416-N
12-inch stainless steel toilet maintenance toolHung wrong

Poop Knife, 12-Inch

A specialized knife for the bathroom problem nobody talks about. Someone made it anyway.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3044-A
Jishi poop cutter knife novelty gag gift tool

Poop Cutter Knife

Poop cutter knife—because apparently this is needed.

$7.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7524-V
Two-piece novelty poop divider knife set with toilet-themed designJust arrived

COZYMATE Poop Divider Knife

Poop divider knife—finally, a utensil for that joke.

$8.83Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 6766-Z
Colorful fake pet product packaging boxes designed for prank gifts

Fake Pet Product Prank Boxes

Fake pet product boxes to prank friends. The confusion is the gift.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 8269-R
Bathroom prank spray bottle in citrus scent, travel size

Pre-Poop Toilet Spray

Prank spray that makes bathrooms tattle on their users.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 6976-N
Novelty poop emoji-shaped five-minute hourglass timer

Poop Timer Hourglass

Poop timer—the most direct bathroom statement ever made.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 2484-V
Handmade crocheted grim reaper plush in white and black

Crochet Grim Reaper Plush

Crocheted grim reaper plush serving unsolicited motivational advice.

$12.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

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