Novelty poop emoji-shaped five-minute hourglass timer — Plate 1 of 1№ 6976-N

Poop Timer Hourglass

Poop timer—the most direct bathroom statement ever made.

A poop-emoji hourglass that runs five minutes. Mount it by the toilet for the household member who disappears with a phone.

Price when filed: $9.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Sep 5, 2026

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