
I Hate My Job Wooden Sign
A wooden sign for the quietly miserable.
Safe for the office. Not safe for the office vibe.
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A wooden sign for the quietly miserable.

A box of nothing. Perfect for the person who has everything.

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Steampunk fidget toy made of actual spinning gears—hold miniature machinery and zone out.

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Spins, clicks, and exists purely so you stop opening Slack every four minutes.
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