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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Gag Gifts/Specimen № 7452-G
Stainless steel spoon with laser-engraved 'Cereal Killer' text on the handle (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 7452-G
D-01 · Gag Gifts№ 7452-G

Laser Engraved Cereal Killer Spoon

Cereal never stood a chance against this spoon.

A steel spoon laser-engraved with "Cereal Killer" on the handle. The breakfast pun every true-crime fan deserves.

Price when filed
$8.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Aug 26, 2026
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  • G-01White elephant103
  • G-02Stocking stuffer64
  • Whole gift desk →

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Home Decor Weird№ 1578-M
A set of 13 amethyst stones engraved with various gypsy symbols, suitable for home decor and meditationJust arrived

mookaitedecor 13 Pcs Amethyst Witches Runes Stones Engraved Gypsy Symbol

Because your altar needed a little more mystic flair.

$5.68Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3179-B
Novelty wire head scratcher massage toolHung wrong

Handheld Wire Head Scratcher

A wire ball on a stick whose entire job is scratching your scalp. Deeply, suspiciously good.

$6.64Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 5603-R
Package of novelty wet wipes with poop joke branding

Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes

Novelty poop-joke wipes—peak bathroom humor.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7419-F
Novelty box gift that reveals a middle finger figure

"Middle Finger in a Box" Desk Gift

Opens a box, a finger pops up, message received. Efficient, honestly.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 9929-H
Novelty nail clippers set packaged as a gag gift

Novelty Gag-Gift Nail Clippers Set

Nail clippers dressed up as a joke gift. Functional AND funny — rare combo.

$7.98Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3009-V
Professional-looking branding kit prank box

Maad Home Branding Kit Prank Gift Box

Branding kit prank box that looks legit for one beautiful moment.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3480-P
Mini useless box with black finish and toggle switch, fully assembled

Mini Useless Box

Tiny box that turns itself off the moment you touch it.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 4146-R
Novelty rubber screaming goat desk toy with button activator

Screaming Goat Desk Toy

Screaming goat desk toy—because your office needed more chaos.

$11.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

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