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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Gag Gifts/Specimen № 4416-N
12-inch stainless steel toilet maintenance tool (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 4416-N
D-01 · Gag Gifts№ 4416-N

Poop Knife, 12-Inch

A specialized knife for the bathroom problem nobody talks about. Someone made it anyway.

Twelve inches of stainless steel toilet maintenance. Some households need it, and those households never say so out loud.

Price when filed
$9.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Sep 11, 2026
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Gag Gifts№ 3044-A
Jishi poop cutter knife novelty gag gift tool

Poop Cutter Knife

Poop cutter knife—because apparently this is needed.

$7.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7524-V
Two-piece novelty poop divider knife set with toilet-themed designJust arrivedHung wrong

COZYMATE Poop Divider Knife

Poop divider knife—finally, a utensil for that joke.

$8.83Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7528-P
Realistic poop-shaped soap bar with vanilla scent

Fake Poop Soap Bar

Soap shaped like poop. Cleans hands, confuses guests.

$14.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 6253-E
Poop-shaped silicone spatula in white, novelty kitchen tool

FunisFun Poop Spatula

Poop spatula, because normal gag gifts are boring.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 5472-M
White ceramic cat tongs with cat head forming the pinching mechanism

Miya Catch Cat Tongs, 7-Inch, White

Tongs shaped like a cat that grab your food with ridiculous charm.

$9.84Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 4341-R
Gothic bathroom sign with wash your hands textJust arrived

CrazySign Funny Gothic Bathroom Sign Goth Bathroom Wall Decor - Wash Your Hands Sign 8 x 12 Inch (267)

Because your bathroom needed a little more macabre.

$8.98Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 8773-P
A resin skull shaped head design flower pot planter container for home office desk decorationJust arrived

IBWell Modern 6 inch Large Funny Resin Skull Shaped Head Design Flower Pot Planter Container

Because your living room needed a touch of macabre decor.

$14.97Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 7169-N
A copper offering bowl with triple moon design, suitable for ritual use or incense burningJust arrived

Crystalo Copper Offering Bowl, 3 Inch Diameter, Altar & Ritual Use, Incense Burner, Smudging Bowl, Triple Moon

Because your altar needed a little more copper.

$6.29Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

Store directory

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  • D-03Bathroom Bizarre
  • D-04Desk Weird
  • D-05Pet Oddities
  • D-06Wearable WTF
  • D-07Party & Games
  • D-08Home Decor Weird
  • D-09Tech Oddities
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