Two-piece novelty poop divider knife set with toilet-themed design — Plate 1 of 1№ 7524-V

COZYMATE Poop Divider Knife

Poop divider knife—finally, a utensil for that joke.

A poop divider knife, because someone decided the joke needed its own utensil. Wrap it for the friend who will absolutely bring it up at dinner.

Price when filed: $8.83
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Oct 12, 2026

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