Brown poop-shaped novelty candy in a transparent package — Plate 1 of 1№ 9124-B

Sasquatch Poo Novelty Candy

A bag of legitimately poop-shaped candy—for when a normal gag gift won't cut it.

Brown candy shaped exactly like the name says, in a clear bag so nobody misses the joke. Stocking stuffer for the cryptid believer.

Price when filed: $7.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Sep 7, 2026

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