
Vintage Don't Lick Walls Metal Tin Signs Wall Decor
Tin sign warning against licking walls. A product that exists.
Skulls, specimens and things in jars, for the shelf that frightens guests.
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Tin sign warning against licking walls. A product that exists.

A vase shaped like a human heart. Somehow it's perfect for flowers.

Anatomy organs from a dictionary. Home décor for the morbidly aesthetic.

Cricket lollipops—yes, you're eating bugs. Yes, they're good.

Bigfoot and alien bathroom sign—your guests will absolutely have questions.

Anatomical heart wall sculpture with gothic frame—anatomically accurate interior angst.
Hung wrongPlant made of eyebrow-shaped leaves—home decor with permanent opinions.

Spine print with botanical patterns, which is simultaneously soothing and deeply unsettling.

Heart-shaped flower vase—because flowers needed a creepier home.

A vintage metal tin sign of alchemical symbols — your wall now has strong opinions about transmuting lead into gold.

Skeleton dictionary poster for your wall — your decor now has both a reading habit and an obsession with mortality.

Nail this to the wall of your garage and let every visiting child know exactly where you stand on the subject of outlets.

Faux-taxidermy rabbit staring blankly from your living room wall, giving every guest a small existential moment before they sit down.

A copper octopus clutching a heart that opens up so you have somewhere secret to stash the one ring your ex doesn't get back.

An anatomical heart pendant for someone who took biology personally.

An actual bat suspended mid-flight inside a clear resin block, sold for "science education" so you can pretend that's why it's on your shelf.

A real cleaned cottontail rabbit skull, buck teeth fully intact, because your shelf was looking a little too alive.

An actual dead octopus entombed in a 3-inch resin cube, sold as a science aid but clearly destined for the shelf next to your weird rocks.

A little bat frozen mid-hang inside a block of resin, sold as a "science classroom specimen" so you can pretend the tiny gargoyle on your shelf is educational.
Hung wrongThree laminated med-school charts so your hallway can quietly imply you're either a very serious doctor or a very concerning hobbyist.

An actual mink skull, cleaned and boxed for $12, because your shelf of vinyl and candles was missing a small dead thing staring back.

An actual bat, frozen in resin, on your shelf, forever. You're welcome.

A framed photo of a Victorian kid next to a chicken the size of a horse. Nobody has explained why.
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