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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
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Weird stocking stuffers under $10

Small enough for the sock. Wrong enough for the morning.

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$10
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Weird stocking stuffers under $10: the shelf

Pet Oddities№ 5217-L
Small sunglasses sized for cats or small dogsPeople keep buying this

Tiny Pet Sunglasses (2-Pack)

Your cat did not ask to look this cool. Your cat will tolerate it for 4 seconds.

$5.07Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 8203-E
Wooden box sign reading 'I Hate My Job Oh Please'

I Hate My Job Wooden Sign

A wooden sign for the quietly miserable.

$6.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 4947-P
Bicycle-shaped pizza cutter with stainless steel double cutting wheel, pizza shovel, and stand

Bicycle Pizza Cutter

Pizza cutter shaped like a bicycle. Why? Because yes.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 5296-M
Two telescopic forks shown in retracted and extended positions

Extendable Forks

Extendable forks. For jokes with reach.

$6.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 8240-M
Empty prank gift box labeled as 'Nothing'

Nothing Gift

A box of nothing. Perfect for the person who has everything.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Pet Oddities№ 4914-E
Funny dog cat cosplay wig in bright colors

Funny Dog Cat Cosplay Wig

Your pet as a cosplay character—they're very confused.

$7.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Tech Oddities№ 5719-N
Twelve pink and black gothic dust plug charms for USB-C charging portsHung wrong

Gothic Dust Plug Charms (12-Pack)

Twelve tiny goth sentinels for your USB ports.

$7.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 7242-R
Bicycle wheel-shaped pizza cutter in stainless steel with blue accents

Bicycle Pizza Cutter Wheel

Bicycle-wheel pizza cutter—yes, it's shaped like a bike. Yes, it cuts pizza.

$5.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 8462-F
Creepy clown rubber duck with 'Free Hugs' text

Creepy Clown Rubber Duck

Creepy clown rubber duck—the hug you never asked for.

$9.97Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Pet Oddities№ 7248-H
Frienda fruit-shaped cat hats in banana, pineapple, and apple designs

Fruit-Shaped Cat Hats

Fruit-shaped cat hats—your cat's new fashion emergency.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Desk Weird№ 1334-K
3D printed gearsphere fidget toy with interlocking spinning gears

Gearsphere Fidget Toy

Gearsphere—fidget toy where interlocking gears spin together hypnotically.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 9866-S
Telescopic extendable fork extended to full length

Telescopic Extendable Fork

Fork that extends to 25 inches. Pointless. Hilarious. Essential.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 3047-X
Accoutrements Public Toilet Survival Kit contents

Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit—overstocked for the inevitable.

$8.31Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 1076-M
Hotlix cricket lollipops in assorted fruity flavors

Hotlix Cricket Lollipops

Cricket lollipops—yes, you're eating bugs. Yes, they're good.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 9124-B
Brown poop-shaped novelty candy in a transparent package

Sasquatch Poo Novelty Candy

A bag of legitimately poop-shaped candy—for when a normal gag gift won't cut it.

$7.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 1542-F
Colorful crystal skull head figurine statue in miniature size

Colorful Crystal Skull Figurine

Tiny crystal skull—cheerful memento mori for your shelf.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Party & Games№ 4749-V
Card game box for How Am I Weird party game with 500 cards

How Am I Weird Card Game

Party card game dedicated to one essential question: how are you weird?

$9.79Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 5293-D
Pack of 30 tiny rubber finger puppet hands in assorted colors

30 Tiny Rubber Finger Hands

Thirty rubber finger hands—somehow the perfect prank accomplice.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 4452-K
White OTOTO Frizzle crinkle cutter knife with character design handle

OTOTO Crinkle Cutter Knife

Crinkle cutter knife—unreasonably cute for a kitchen blade.

$7.95Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 8269-R
Bathroom prank spray bottle in citrus scent, travel sizeHung wrong

Pre-Poop Toilet Spray

Prank spray that makes bathrooms tattle on their users.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 5339-T
Axe-shaped pizza cutter with metallic handle and blade

Axe-Shaped Pizza Cutter

Pizza cutter shaped like an actual axe—because regular ones are cowards.

$7.69Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Desk Weird№ 2290-Z
Steampunk-styled fidget toy with interlocking spinning gears

Steampunk Gear Ball Fidget Toy

Steampunk fidget toy made of actual spinning gears—hold miniature machinery and zone out.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 8440-R
Satanic rubber duck ornament in gothic black style

Satanic Duck Ornament

Satanic rubber duck ornament—yes, this is real.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Bathroom Bizarre№ 6576-N
Color-changing toilet light with motion sensor and star projection illuminated in various colors

Color-Changing Toilet Light with Star Projection

Color-changing toilet light with star projection—your bathroom just went disco.

$8.97Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 3161-N
Cat-shaped nylon heat-resistant wok spatula

Cat-Shaped Wok Spatula

Cat-shaped wok spatula—because spatulas needed to be cats.

$9.89Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 2910-S
Mac and cheese flavored candy canes in holiday packaging

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes—savory chaos in a festive wrapper.

$9.98Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 5603-R
Package of novelty wet wipes with poop joke branding

Did I Just Sht My Pants Wipes

Novelty poop-joke wipes—peak bathroom humor.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 5472-M
White ceramic cat tongs with cat head forming the pinching mechanism

Miya Catch Cat Tongs, 7-Inch, White

Tongs shaped like a cat that grab your food with ridiculous charm.

$9.84Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3480-P
Mini useless box with black finish and toggle switch, fully assembled

Mini Useless Box

Tiny box that turns itself off the moment you touch it.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 6253-E
Poop-shaped silicone spatula in white, novelty kitchen tool

FunisFun Poop Spatula

Poop spatula, because normal gag gifts are boring.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7452-G
Stainless steel spoon with laser-engraved 'Cereal Killer' text on the handle

Laser Engraved Cereal Killer Spoon

Cereal never stood a chance against this spoon.

$8.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 3117-M
Small black resin novelty duck figurine styled as a gothic Satan duck, with red devil horns, glowing red eyes, and a dark matte body, posed upright as a desktop or Halloween decor ornament

edenfuax Satan Duck Goth Resin Figurine

A rubber duck that skipped bath time, joined a cult, and now sits on your desk radiating quiet menace.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 2974-R
Small yellow rubber bath duck with an orange bill printed with the phrase "Your Anxiety is a Lying Ho" across its side in bold black text, roughly four inches tallHung wrong

"Your Anxiety is a Lying Ho" Rubber Duck

A regular squeaky bath duck that has finally had enough of your brain's nonsense and is here to say it out loud.

$9.97Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 8383-H
Novelty pizza cutter shaped like a small hand axe with a bamboo wood handle and a sharp rotating stainless steel circular blade mounted at the head, designed as a hatchet-style kitchen tool for slicing pizza

Axe Pizza Cutter with Bamboo Handle

A tiny lumberjack axe with a spinning steel blade, so slicing a pepperoni now looks like a woodland felling operation on the cutting board.

$5.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 6964-R
Set of two green-handled 304 stainless steel pickle grabber tools with long shafts and small three-prong claw ends, designed for reaching into tall pickle and olive jars to retrieve items without dunking your fingers into the brine

Pickle Fork Jar Grabber Tool (2-Pack)

A stainless steel claw invented for one job — fishing the last pickle out of the brine without turning your sleeve into a swamp.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 5993-X
Milky white soy wax candle sculpted in the shape of a human hand raising its middle finger, sitting upright as a small desk sculpture, marketed as a pine-scented aromatherapy candle and novelty room decor piece

Middle Finger Scented Candle

A soy candle sculpted as a milky white hand flipping you off, quietly filling the room with pine while it silently tells your houseguests exactly how you feel.

$7.59Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 9755-G
Roll of 200 small pink rectangular labels printed with the words RECTAL USE ONLY in black text, sold as a novelty prank sticker roll

Rectal Use Only Stickers (200-Pack)

Two hundred tiny pink stickers with one job, so you can label every single thing in a coworker's desk drawer as strictly for one purpose.

$7.39Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Home Decor Weird№ 4833-E
Small resin gothic raven skull decor piece with detailed beak and eye sockets, designed to be used as a Halloween statue, a pendant on a chain, or worn as a bird-skeleton mask crown

Gothic Raven Skull Decor Statue & Pendant

A tiny fake raven skull that doubles as a shelf ornament, a necklace, or a bird-skeleton crown, depending on exactly how the evening is going.

$6.89Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 2964-D
Novelty Witty Yeti Shart Butt Wipes package, a 10-count pack of moist towelettes with joke potty-humor branding

Witty Yeti Shart Butt Wipes Gag Gift

A 10-pack of actual wet wipes packaged like an emergency response kit for the moment you find out it wasn't just a fart.

$8.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Desk Weird№ 6686-D
Miniature metal figurine of a weightlifter balancing on one hand with a horizontal barbell

Sunnytech Mini Steel Weightlifter Balance Toy

A tiny steel man doing an eternal one-arm handstand on the edge of your monitor.

$7.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 9663-D
Funny dark-humor birthday greeting card

"See You Soon" Dark Humor Birthday Card

A birthday card so aggressively unhinged it might end the friendship. Worth it.

$6.49Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 7419-F
Novelty box gift that reveals a middle finger figure

"Middle Finger in a Box" Desk Gift

Opens a box, a finger pops up, message received. Efficient, honestly.

$4.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 9929-H
Novelty nail clippers set packaged as a gag gift

Novelty Gag-Gift Nail Clippers Set

Nail clippers dressed up as a joke gift. Functional AND funny — rare combo.

$7.98Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Gag Gifts№ 3179-B
Novelty wire head scratcher massage tool

Handheld Wire Head Scratcher

A wire ball on a stick whose entire job is scratching your scalp. Deeply, suspiciously good.

$6.64Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 8519-V
Silicone ice cube tray shaped like dachshund dogs

3D Dachshund Ice Cube Mold

Ice cubes shaped like tiny wiener dogs, melting slowly in your drink like a small tragedy.

$7.49Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 6079-V
Four wooden spurtle kitchen stirring toolsHung wrong

4-Piece Acacia Wood Spurtle Set

A kitchen tool called a "spurtle" that you will now say out loud constantly.

$9.29Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Desk Weird№ 3973-G
Metal kinetic fidget toy for desk use

Kinetic Cool-Gadget Desk Fidget

Spins, clicks, and exists purely so you stop opening Slack every four minutes.

$7.21Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Wearable WTF№ 4151-A
Novelty socks printed to look like animal paws

Animal Paw Novelty Socks

Turns your feet into paws. No further explanation was provided and none was needed.

$5.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

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  • D-04Desk Weird4
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