Silicone ice cube tray shaped like dachshund dogs — Plate 1 of 1№ 8519-V

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3D Dachshund Ice Cube Mold

Ice cubes shaped like tiny wiener dogs, melting slowly in your drink like a small tragedy.

A silicone tray that makes wiener-dog ice cubes. Drop a few in a cocktail and watch them slowly give up.

Price when filed: $7.49
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 7, 2026

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