Set of two green-handled 304 stainless steel pickle grabber tools with long shafts and small three-prong claw ends, designed for reaching into tall pickle and olive jars to retrieve items without dunking your fingers into the brine — Plate 1 of 1№ 6964-R

Pickle Fork Jar Grabber Tool (2-Pack)

A stainless steel claw invented for one job — fishing the last pickle out of the brine without turning your sleeve into a swamp.

Two long stainless steel shafts with little three-prong claws and green handles. Built for the last olive at the bottom of the jar, and nothing else.

Price when filed: $9.99
Bracket: Under $15
Filed: Aug 17, 2026

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