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DEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMPDEPT. OF ODD, OPEN ALWAYSITEM 23 WAS RETURNED TWICE BY THE SAME PERSONEVERYTHING SHIPS FROM AMAZON. NOTHING SHIPS FROM USTHE FEED REFILLS WHILE YOU SLEEPAISLE 4 IS FINE NOWYOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THISNO REVIEWS. NO GUIDES. JUST THE STUFFPLEASE DO NOT FEED THE DUCK LAMP
Front of store/Kitchen Chaos/Specimen № 9866-S
Telescopic extendable fork extended to full length (see it on Amazon, opens in a new tab)
Plate 1 of 1№ 9866-S
D-02 · Kitchen Chaos№ 9866-S

Telescopic Extendable Fork

Fork that extends to 25 inches. Pointless. Hilarious. Essential.

A fork that reaches across the table to someone else's plate. Family dinners will never be the same.

Price when filed
$9.99
Bracket
Under $15
Filed
Sep 8, 2026
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Dishwasher safe. Everything else is not.

Kitchen Chaos№ 6964-R
Set of two green-handled 304 stainless steel pickle grabber tools with long shafts and small three-prong claw ends, designed for reaching into tall pickle and olive jars to retrieve items without dunking your fingers into the brine

Pickle Fork Jar Grabber Tool (2-Pack)

A stainless steel claw invented for one job — fishing the last pickle out of the brine without turning your sleeve into a swamp.

$9.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 5296-M
Two telescopic forks shown in retracted and extended positionsHung wrong

Extendable Forks

Extendable forks. For jokes with reach.

$6.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 8383-H
Novelty pizza cutter shaped like a small hand axe with a bamboo wood handle and a sharp rotating stainless steel circular blade mounted at the head, designed as a hatchet-style kitchen tool for slicing pizza

Axe Pizza Cutter with Bamboo Handle

A tiny lumberjack axe with a spinning steel blade, so slicing a pepperoni now looks like a woodland felling operation on the cutting board.

$5.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 9650-S
Hemisphere cake pan set shaped for football-themed cakes

Football Dome Cake Pan (2-Pack)

Bakes a cake shaped like a football. There is no non-weird use for this.

$14.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 2475-T
Clear plastic twist-lid chicken shredder container for pulling cooked meat

Clear Twist Chicken Shredder

Drop a chicken breast in, twist the lid, watch it become pulled chicken through the clear plastic like a tiny meat washing machine.

$5.39Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 5472-M
White ceramic cat tongs with cat head forming the pinching mechanism

Miya Catch Cat Tongs, 7-Inch, White

Tongs shaped like a cat that grab your food with ridiculous charm.

$9.84Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 7242-R
Bicycle wheel-shaped pizza cutter in stainless steel with blue accents

Bicycle Pizza Cutter Wheel

Bicycle-wheel pizza cutter—yes, it's shaped like a bike. Yes, it cuts pizza.

$5.99Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)
Kitchen Chaos№ 3161-N
Cat-shaped nylon heat-resistant wok spatula

Cat-Shaped Wok Spatula

Cat-shaped wok spatula—because spatulas needed to be cats.

$9.89Take it → on Amazon (opens in a new tab)

Store directory

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  • D-03Bathroom Bizarre
  • D-04Desk Weird
  • D-05Pet Oddities
  • D-06Wearable WTF
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  • D-08Home Decor Weird
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